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somethingwittythiswaycomes:


themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg
boots-withthe-spurs:

whiskeyandspentbrass:

projectwk:

powerstroke-man:

predatoravpfan:

I need this for reasons

I want one now. 

i needed this yesterday.

Said it before and I’ll say it again, this is gonna be hazardous during really rough sex. I don’t care how much she likes guns, she’s probably not going to enjoy a shotgun to the face mid-coitus. 

But how great would it be if someone broke into a house of a person that head that and the intruder decided it was going to rape he/she and in an attempt to do so (if it were on the bed) he/she was like"Surprise mutha fucka, not in my house"

happynewyearnickswisher:

why do girls like skinny guys i want my man to defend the house from bears and fight off burglars and win bar fights

(Source: julioteheran)

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